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About American Elephant

Direct from the vast right-wing conspiracy manufacturing facility, American Elephant supplies t-shirts, hats, other apparel and gifts with a conservative point of view that are universally hated by MoveOn.org and the cast of Gossip Girl. Our store currently features the 2008 Presidential Election, Pro-Republican apparel, Anti-Obama and Anti-Liberal shirts and bumper stickers along with other merchandise for people with the right point of view. American Elephant merchandise will be a big hit with all of your Conservative friends, and even more important, American Elephant designs are sure to make liberals mad.

Why Conservative Apparel?

Why not? Conservatives need a voice. With the liberal elite media trying to shove leftist propaganda down our throats, attempting to re-write their skewed version of history and trying to control the Election process… Conservatives must stand up. Our point of view is called “right” for a reason.

Rants Free of Charge.

American Elephant does more than design t-shirts, we also like to exercise our free speech rights quite often. Check out the American Elephant Blog for our latest diatribe. We can’t promise it will always be G-Rated, and it certainly won’t always be politically-correct, but blog posts will always be intellectually honest and and quite often cause anxiety among the left.

So is it a Blog or is it a Store?

Its a blog, with a store. We would be content just writing a blog, and we are more than happy to have readers who don’t buy our conservative shirts or bumper stickers. But we believe there is a vacuum in the marketplace and too few sources for conservative t-shirts or other right-leaning gear. So rather than sell ads on this site to fund server space and bandwidth, we decided to sell t-shirts instead. Then you, the reader, get to decide if we are doing a good job and worthy of income to defray our costs… and in the process you get a pretty cool conservative t-shirt, yard sign or bumper sticker. We don’t think our t-shirt store is any different than other sites that have ads, except our t-shirts are cooler, topical, and often tick liberals off.

Does that mean we won’t ever sell ads? We might. As entrepreneurs, we have or work with a few other businesses that may advertise here from time to time, but they will never be intrusive or become the focus of the site.

About the Author & Designer.

The AmericanElephant is an almost thirty, God-fearing, right-handed, right-leaning Southern man who is proud to call North Carolina home (even though the Dems running the place are corrupt). I’m a recovering mortgage broker who was certainly a victim of the whole “mortgage crisis” that started in 2007 and seemingly will never end. I’m happily married to the best woman on the planet (I definitely married up). I don’t know what I did to deserve my beautiful, loving wife, but I thank God everyday for her. We have two rescue dogs and no little elephants running around… yet. My wife has a great job for a non-profit while I am a serial entrepreneur looking for my next challenge after the mortgage market collapsed.

Want to know anything else?

Just ask.

American Elephant Conservative T-Shirts

American Elephant Products

In conjunction with the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Manufacturing Facility, American Elephant is proud to offer a wide range of products with a right-leaning message. From adult t-shirts to children’s clothes and bibs, hats, magnets, bumper stickers, bbq aprons, and bags. We even have lapel stickers, banners and yard signs for you to support your candidates and issues this election season.

American Elephant apparel and gift items are made-to-order using the latest print-on-demand technology. Our items are fulfilled exclusively by the VRWC manufacturing facility at CafePress. Each time CafePress receives an order from our shop, their production facility immediately begins the process of producing and fulfilling your order. Your professionally-finished order will arrive to your door promptly and of the highest quality.

Unconditional Satisfaction Guarantee

Shop with confidence knowing that your order is backed by a 30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee. If you are not happy with your order for any reason, just return if to receive your money back. Even personalized merchandise is backed by our guarantee so you have ample time to check items for fit, color and quality.

Customer Service

Need help placing or tracking an order?

Just call 1-877-809-1659.

Give the operator store code “elephantusa”.

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Other Places to Buy AE Apparel.
American Elephant Apparel can also be found at RedWhiteBuy.com, a cooperative marketplace for political and patriotic t-shirts from both sides of the aisle.

Select American Elephant bumper stickers are now available at LoyalPatriot.com. Loyal Patriot offers political, patriotic, and Armed Forces gifts and merchandise.